my son's grasp on the english language...

So here is how my conversation with Sky went this morning:

sky: "that hurt my weiner"
me: "you know the right word for it, right?"
sky: "yeah... penis... just like an(us)... asshole"
me: "skyler are you supposed to be using that language?"
sky: "well i didnt call YOU an asshole!"

at this point, I had to cover my face and mouth with my hands to keep him from hearing/seeing me laugh.

i found out later that he learned that word at his dad's house. whew!