my son's grasp on the english language...

So here is how my conversation with Sky went this morning:

sky: "that hurt my weiner"
me: "you know the right word for it, right?"
sky: "yeah... penis... just like an(us)... asshole"
me: "skyler are you supposed to be using that language?"
sky: "well i didnt call YOU an asshole!"

at this point, I had to cover my face and mouth with my hands to keep him from hearing/seeing me laugh.

i found out later that he learned that word at his dad's house. whew!

you can tell its been a while if...

I just got the DVD for the my son's school variety show (I may need to post our act later on YouTube). One of the hosts of the show is Mr K, one of the teachers. In the middle of watching the DVD with my son, I asked him "hey, is Mr K married?" (thinking, hmmm he's cute!) My son looked at me with confusion (and I'm sure if he had been a teenager it would have been mixed with disgust) and said, "I don't know!!"

ha!

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

OK, I have to admit this cracked me up.. especially since my son is 5 years old:

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funny developer Tshirts

The Moscone Center is on my walk between BART and the office. Right now the Apple WWDC is going on. Briefly flirted with the idea of trolling for a date there, dismissed after a brief chuckle.

But I did see a couple of funny T-shirts:

I'm not slacking,
my code's compiling

and

There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
Those that know binary, and those that don't

And if you thought those were funny you are as much of a geek as I am!! :)